Dear family,
Joshua and Zachari were returned to me on August 8 from their 8-day vacation with their rich Fresno grandfather, aka. Big Nick. The handoff went smoothly at the Manteca McDonald’s on Lathrop Road at high noon. Big Nick now has a trip scheduled for them to Las Vegas between Christmas and New Years Day. He thinks they need a little more experience at roulette and the slots.
I successfully launched them into Arden Middle School on August 23 where they will be matriculating in 8th grade. After a summer of roaming the range, imposing a little more discipline in their lives was not something they looked forward to. Actually the process was somewhat similar to the annual Mustang roundup of Modoc County. Corral ‘em, lasso ‘em , cinch on a backpack and push them out the chute. The only problem I’ve detected so far is they seem to be suffering from computer and Wii withdrawals.
I want to thank Kristy, Carol, Susan, and Wendy for their joint visit during the month, but I did feel a bit intimidated. I’m not accustomed to talking to anyone over the age of 13.
Early in the month I had an enjoyable 4-day trip to Hawaii to visit my friend Jim Beatty and his 88-year old native bride. She is an extremely talented back-seat driver and intimately acquainted with every building, every street, and every high-priced restaurant in Honolulu. This was the first time I ever ate at a Denny’s beanery where valet parking is provided and reservations are recommended. But surprisingly, the price of the Grand Slam is the same as locally.
I learned that “aloha” means anything you want it to mean; hello, goodbye, drop dead. In my next visit she is going to teach me another Hawaiian word. That is, if Jim doesn’t move back to his Orem, UT home first. One can only eat so much mango and I could see he is under a strain.
I attended a backyard barbeque, hosted by Dave and Natalie Boucher for Apostle L.Tom Perry. Elder Perry was in town to attend our stake conference. Natalie is the daughter of former stake president Austin G. Hunt under whom Elder Perry served on the high council and as a counselor in the stake presidency. He inquired about Ken and Corene’s children and his recollections of Arden Ward are very good considering he is the oldest living general authority, a fact he is rather proud of. His first question to me was, “Ken, where in Arden Park is El Nido Way?” How should I know? I seldom drive down it. That is the street he lived on, and he and his present wife spent some time looking for it prior to the evening event but were unsuccessful.
And as he may be the only general authority older than me, I decided to write this during the evening of August 27. Tomorrow I’ll be a year older and at that advanced age I may not know who I am.
Love,
Dad