Monday, September 1, 2008
September 2008 - Executive Office of Ken Woodward
The boys and I survived another summer and they are now unhappily back in school matriculating in the 6th grade. They seem to live for the next holiday or vacation. And our school district seems to have an abundance of both. Joshua is fortunate to have the same teacher he had last year. Zachari drew a new teacher and his class is composed of twenty seven 6th graders with seven of the more advanced 5th graders in the school.
I noted a paucity of contributors to our last month’s Newswire, and particularly, with nothing from Aaron, August has been a slow month. The only comfort I had was knowing that Adam was out on the Interstate protecting us from whomever he protects us from. And I’ve been waiting to learn whether Ava has arrived. I guess he has been so busy issuing traffic tickets for burned-out tail lights that he overlooked the fact that I’m waiting for the news. Maybe there will be some hint of the event in the upcoming issue.
I didn’t think the time would ever come when the most exciting news I can share with you is a picture from my garden, but here it is. My tomatoes are so big that it only takes 10 to make a dozen. Here's a sample.

Love, Dad
September 2008 - Cannon, Aaron & Mindy & Family
We have very exciting news to share this month! Wait a minute. No we don't. I can tell you this however. Buying a home is an absurd process filled with lunatic fees, shmarms, sheisters, hucksters, and crackheads. As a result of our foray into this process I have decided to totally change the way I do business. The following fees will immediately be charged:
-Diagnosis fee
-Assessment fee
-Medical records review fee
-Documentation fee
-Your boring me fee
-What in the world are you talking about fee
-I don't think that's true fee
-Sitting fee
-Thinking fee
-Because I can fee
-and so on and so forth....fee
No wonder the housing market is el crasho (that’s Spanish for crashed. I grew up in Fresno. I know Spanish.) These people are unbelievable. I think we close in three weeks. Who knows.
Other than that, all is well.
Jakob, Hannah, Mindy and Aaron
p.s. I’m charging Grandpa a fee for always being on my case. Cash only please.
September 2008 - Cannon, Adam & Erica & Family
This month we greeted a new girl into the Cannon family. Ava Cannon was born on 08-18-2008 at approximately 6:20 am. She was and still is 8 lbs, 10 oz. and 21 inches long. She sleeps a lot, poops a lot and eats a lot. She lives the life I could only dream of. Erica is doing fine. Maja started 1st grade and she loves it. I get to take her to school in the morning and as we walk towards class, she is bombarded with kids running up to her and saying "Hi Maja!" and giving her hugs. Apparently, people like her. That is a personality trait she did not inherit from her father. Annika is doing well. Annika likes to point out that "Mommie feeds baby through her booty?" (as she pats her own chest) We haven’t had an in-depth anatomy discussion yet, so I let it slide when she makes a mistake now and then, plus... it is funny. I am towards the end of week one out of three that I have to take as vacation. A vacation filled with dirty diapers, crying, dishes, laundry, cooking, and cleaning. How did I get tricked into this?
The Cannon Family.
Here is a link to a youtube video of Ava Crying. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUd7vgHmP5M
September 2008 - Ekins, Justin & Emily
Then Kimber and Mimi came over to play at our house and Justin, Kimber, and Mimi rocked out to Rock Band. We got a few videos with Mimi really getting into the songs, but those videos are a bit to large to go onto the blog.
Then I went to Kansas City to help my sister-in-law with her one-year-old twins and help her travel to Salt Lake City for the Bradley/Ekins family reunion. The babies are so adorable! I have even great admiration for parents. Children are so much work! I brought all this work with me to do while I was there and I barely got it all done because the kids required so much time. Every time I was away from the babies though, I realized how much I missed and loved them. I hope that this gives me an idea about what being a parent is like. So although kids can be annoying, they are so cute and loveable that we just have to be with them. Overall, the experience has even more convinced me of the importance of guys helping out! My brother-in-law Cameron is a pediatrician and emphasizes in helping premature babies (neonatology) and is a wonderful dad! He and Kristen work really well together and both take equal responsibility for taking care of the kids, changing diapers, cooking, cleaning, etc.
Kristen and I took the twins, Lydia and Robbie, with us to Salt Lake City and met with Justin’s mother Kathy and her family. We stayed at a resort up in the mountains. Justin met us up in Salt Lake and had one week off from work. Given that he’s been working until midnight or even until 3am on his latest case, this was a great vacation. In the picture below we are riding the Peruvian Chair, aka SKI LIFT!
Justin and I also went to our good friends’ wedding. It was the most beautiful wedding we’ve ever been to. They got married in the Ritz-Carlton in Los Angeles. It was one of those fancy weddings so Justin rented a tux and I found a dress that was actually (and surprisingly) cute even with sleeves!


Speaking of weddings, I’m very excited to be going to Kristy’s wedding this weekend. It seems that since we don’t have family reunions anymore...., weddings are a great way to see family members!
Of course, in addition to all of our traveling and wedding attending, we watched the greatest of all Olympic swimmers, Michael Phelps, win his monumental number of gold medals. (Do you remember this moment??)
Alright, we hope you all thoroughly enjoyed reading our very entertaining, yet un-proofread, blog edition this month.
~J&E
September 2008 - Haupt, Levi & Torrie & Family


Love,
Levi, Emma, Torrie and baby girl
September 2008 - McClintock, Robert & Susan
The California State Fair came and nary a one of us got to the event. We have been very busy organizing, de-junking, and generally reclaiming our "space".
For several months the one-hundred year old dairy next to the television station has been under demolition and Susan has experienced "quaking" like no earthquake can offer. The demolition has revealed a building code that was quite surprising. Even the architects of last century understood the need for walls to have leeway when the earth moves. One building, don't know its significance, but one building had walls FOUR bricks thick. The four-story pasteurizing building took five days, two huge Caterpillar dozers, and a blowtorch to weaken the otherwise quake-proof building enough for it to only lean over onto it's side rather than collapse in a heap. Apparently the metal, brick, and cement is quite valuable and the entire demolition project is behind guarded fences to discourage thieves from running off with the lot.
School has come once again to our part of the County and that means four lane roads that see cars stopped for buses with flashing red lights picking up children. That reminds one of a young Woodland, CA woman who was in China for the Olympics as a discus participant. She is a member of the Woodland Stake and ranked 12th in the World. We found out about her because her Aunt lives in our ward.
Our stake is having an unexpected visit from a General Authority, D. Todd Christopherson, the first Sunday in September. We suspect, though we don't know, that the occasion of the visit is the Marriage Initiative on the California ballot.
Hope all have a good September.
McClintocks
September 2008 - Mercier, Cesar & Kelly & Family
It has been a busy month. I actually had a break from grad school but it is starting back up. I am student teaching this semester and I am excited to get going. Jilina just had her 7th birthday on Friday the 29th. It is crazy how time flies. We have just been busy getting the girls ready for school, etc. My Dad came to visit us in Jersey at the beginning of the month which got us to do a lot of touristy things we hadn't done yet. It was fun and good to see him. Besides seeing New York we visited Philadelphia. We had just finished watching the mini-series on HBO "John Adams" so it was really cool to be amongst so much history. Of course, we have been really excited about the election this year and have been trying to teach the girls a lot about how our system works. They are actually showing some interest for young people. I have been a teacher in RS but just got called to be the 12 and 13-year-old Sunday School teacher. It is such a difference. My patience is definitely being tried. Anyways, we miss you all and still wish we were back in CA. (However, with Gustav we are glad we are not in Houston!) Okay, well maybe more reasons than just Gustav. Well, take care and love to all.
The Merciers
September 2008 - Slade, Jeff & Crystal & Family
Crystal
Oh..no news on the house, so far no work has be done because the claims adjuster is being difficult.
September 2008 - Westover, Mel & Carol
School has started again. It is a lot of work to get your class up and running. I come home very tired. I think that approaching 59 is catching up with me. I have a new principal (boss). She is great to work for. I got my students scores from last year, and they did awesome. I am very proud of my class. Our school's overall Star score was 844. Since I have been at that school (2001) we have brought our scores up over 250 points.
Last Sunday, Mel and I went to visit our newest granddaughter, Ava Cannon. She is beautiful. I am sure that Adam and Erica will have more to say about her.
Aaron and Mindy are in the final throws of buying a house in San Diego. (I am not sure if it is east, or west of the 5). I am sure they will also tell you more about that.
Crystal is working as a school psychologist this year. I am sure she will let you know more about that.
Cassie is still working, and finishing up her dissertation. I am NOT so sure she will tell you more about that.
Mel is still building houses. He is building a house for the owners of Gottschalks. That will take about a year and a half. We'll see if he will continue to build after that. We are both very busy, and know that everyone else in the family is also busy.
Hope everyone has a great month!!
Carol and Mel
September 2008 - Wilcox, Todd & Tracy & Family
Tracy
PS I had Lap band surgery and hopefully I will finally be losing some weight soon!
September 2008 - Woodward, Kevin & Tammy & Family
Dear Miss Emma,
I want to email this list of activities, and subsequent itinerary for your approval, for your planned vacation to Colorado Springs and "The Woodward Bed and Breakfast", (oh wait that's Bed and Breakfast and all other meals, snacks and goodies.) We are greatly anticipating your arrival and stay with us, and hope your visit will be a pleasant one.
-Playtime
-Outdoor activities
-Pool time
-Sun bathing
-Regular bathing
-Shopping (for toys)
-Spa time (under the direction of our specialist Arianna)
* Manicure
* Pedicure
*Up-do's
-Park visits
-Play dates (with children in the ward)
-Movies (of the Disney and Pixar variety)
-Storytime
-Snuggling
-Watching Bobo (the neighbor’s dog) out the kitchen window
-Walks
-Cooking with Grandma
-Watching baseball with Grandpa
-Riding Ginger (a rocking horse now serving a third generation of children)
*Baking cookies
*Rearranging Grandma's cupboards
Please go over this list and email us your preferences. Arrangements will be made at that time and be in place before your arrival.
Warmest Regards,
Woodward B&B Team
Emma partook of over 70% of the activities listed, and intimated that she was having a wonderful time. We hope that she will visit us again soon.
We love you all and wish you the very best this month,
The Woodwards
