Dear Family,
I write this with heavy heart. I just learned that the cold temperature in Colorado Springs may “darken” its upcoming crab apple spring show. For me, that news is more disturbing than the recent firing by President Obama of the CEO of General Motors. And for you, that should be convincing evidence that I have virtually nothing worthwhile to report this month.
Zack and Josh did have a birthday. In the past my independent selection of gifts for them hasn’t impressed them much, so I asked them to write a list of some items which I might consider. I got nothing from Joshua and after several days Zack handed me a piece of paper with just one item on it. I looked at it and said to him, “no way am I going to go down to Wal-mart and ask for a ‘skunk fur suit with green eyes and a jaw that moves up and down.’” But it worked out OK, Big Nick and Daddy Alex came to town and took them to McDonalds so all was well.
Levi convinced me join his rigged East Coast Bias chapter of the ESPN Tournament Challenge for the NCAA playoffs but I was eliminated hardly before the first tipoff. Anytime Torrie leads in some contest, as she apparently does at the time of this writing, it has got to be rigged. And when Governor Schwarzenegger told Aaron to take a furlough he didn’t mean from contributing to our Newswire.
One of my shirt-tail relatives, Jean Roundy, is promoting an Elizabeth Kingsford Lowe family reunion in Franklin on July 1. You five immediate members of the Ken and Corene Woodward family may be hearing from her by e-mail. I’ve never met Jean, but anyone who would leave Whitney, which as you know is a suburb of Franklin, to live in Cache Junction, Utah has got to be suspect. In fact anyone who lives in Cache Junction, Utah has got to be suspect. Jean is your 2nd cousin, and the granddaughter of the most colorful member of my mother’s extended family, my Uncle Jack.
Love, Dad